foodchewer:

life is too expensive 

(via obliviateyourface)

amoying:

the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams

(via robertdowneyjr)

nippled:

I kinda wanna be in a gang but only like once and not even a real gang maybe one of those corny gangs that snap in sync and have choreographed dance movies 

(via mcgorgeous-is-here)

rneerkat:

im not smokin pot im smokin hot

(via sunstblvd)

yologna:

i let my laundry basket overflow because i like to push my limits in life

(via randomness-is-epic)

gabul0sis:

like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sink 

(via kaatelyy)

deathmetalslut:

the only “b” word u should call a girl is bagel 

(via jiggalopuff)

rneerkat:

it should be spelled beatifl so u arent in it

(via lohanthony)